The wife said, "it's snowing!"
"No dear, it's raining," replied the husband.
They argued this as they walked until they came across a guard. After learning his name they asked, "Comrade Rudolph, is this snow or rain?"
"It's rain," he replied.
"See," said the husband, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
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