Christmas Jokes
"I'm in the bar"
A couple were in a busy shopping center just be...
Roses are reddish...
Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it we...
What did the german child get for Christmas
A mini bake oven
I bought my grandmother 365-day calendar for Christmas...
And it was "Choose Your Own Adventure" themed. ...
Mommy, why am I getting Christmas presents in November?
Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy.
Christmas Stuff [all]
So what's up with all of the Christmas ads and ...
What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?
Their baubles are just for decoration.
Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
Q: Whats the difference between the Christmas a...
Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree...
The guy at the counter asked my dad "are you go...
Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because OCT 31=DEC 25
What did Trump get for Christmas?
Stage IV rectal carcinoma with a recto-vesicula...
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Mittens. Just joking, im not sure what he got, ...
A boy and his tractors
There was once a boy whose parents they used to...
How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas
Gloves. Only joking he's not opened his present...
What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he...
This Christmas...
This Christmas,
Donald Trump's hair becomes se...
Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?
Because OCT 31= DEC 25
Darth Vader wants only one thing for Christmas
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
There are only 10 bad people in the world..
And i get Christmas cards from 9 of them.
Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?
Because he was knotty!
The World's Best Ethnic Joke - to the max
An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, Afghan, Ålan...