A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, she called him on the mobile. The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said, " You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace. I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you."
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop," she replied..
" Well I am in the bar next to that."
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