What's a virgin's favorite Christmas song?
"Single Bells"
Christmas Jokes
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It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her ...
Ahhh, Christmastime...
Is my favorite time of year.
It's the only t...
The best part of being a crackhead....
Only two more sleeps until Christmas.
I'm working on a gangsa Christmas song
My working title is "Santa and His Three Hos"
Why does it have to be a white Christmas?
#BlackChristmasMatters
Make sure you get your ham early for Christmas...
Because thanks to Putin there will be no Turkey...
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
[30 Days of Christmas Jokes] Why was Santa’s little helper sad?
Because he had low ELFesteem
Knock knock. Who's there?
Irish Jew, Amalié.
Amalié who?
Irish Jew Amal...
Mrs Claus hospitalised with severe cramps.
Heavy Christmas period to blame.
Two explorers visit Lapland once per year
And every year they make their way up to Santas...
What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?
I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.
[Sportsjoke] How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?
It's approaching with deceptive speed.
Moms be like...
A man received two sweaters for Christmas from ...
What's Donald Trump's favorite song?
White Christmas
"The tattoo artist say thats an unusual request"
This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks ...
Vote to rename Christmas to Chrtmas...
Keep the IS out of Christmas!
The Helen Keller doll is gonna be hot this Christmas ...
Wind it up and it walks off a table ...
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker...
... are locked in mortal combat. Darth Vader pu...
Colorado changed the name of Christmas to Juana.
"Merry Juana!"
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.