I bought my grandmother 365-day calendar for Christmas...

And it was "Choose Your Own Adventure" themed. She called me on January first and said it wasn't working, and my first thought was "Oh no, she's developing dementia". I went over to her apartment and there was a pile of square papers on top. The first one said "January 1st, happy new year! The goblin king has stolen the princess. To leave the cave, turn to page 2. To try and save the princess, turn to page 68"

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