The World's Best Ethnic Joke - to the max

An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, Afghan, Åland Island, Albanian, Algerian, American Samoan, Andorran, Angolan, Anguillan, Antiguan or Barbudan, Argentinian, Armenian, Aruban, Australian, Austrian, Azerbaijani, Bahamian, Bahraini, Bangladeshi, Barbadian, Belarusian, Belgian, Belizean, Beninois, Bermudan, Bhutanese, Bolivian, Bonaire, Bosnia and Herzegovinian, Botswanan, Bouvet Island, Brazilian, Bruneian, Bulgarian, Burkinabé, Burmese, Burundian, Cabo Verdean, Cambodian, Cameroonian, Canadian, Cabo Verdean, Caymanian, Central African, Chadian, Chilean, Chinese, Christmas Island, Cocos Island, Colombian, Comoran, Congolese, Cook Island, Costa Rican, Ivorian, Croatian, Cuban, Curaçaoan, Cypriot, Czech, Danish, Djiboutian, Dominican, Timorese, Ecuadorian, Egyptian, Salvadoran, Equatorial Guinean, Eritrean, Estonian, Ethiopian, Falkland Island, Faroese, Fijian, Finnish, French, French Guianese, French Polynesian, French Southern Territories, Gabonese, Gambian, Georgian, German, Ghanaian, Gibraltar, Greek, Greenlandic, Grenadian, Guadeloupe, Guamanian, Guatemalan, Channel Island, Guinean, Bissau-Guinean, Guyanese, Haitian, Heard Island, Honduran, Hong Kong, Hungarian, Icelandic, Indian, Indonesian, Iranian, Iraqi, Manx, Israeli, Italian, Ivorian, Jamaican, Jan Mayen, Japanese, Channel Island, Jordanian, Kazakhstani, Kenyan, Kiribati, North Korean, South Korean, Kosovan, Kuwaiti, Kyrgyz, Laotian, Latvian, Lebanese, Basotho, Liberian, Libyan, Liechtenstein, Lithuanian, Luxembourg, Macanese, Macedonian, Malagasy, Malawian, Malaysian, Maldivian, Malian, Maltese, Marshallese, Martiniquais, Mauritanian, Mauritian, Mahoran, Mexican, Micronesian, Moldovan, Monégasque, Mongolian, Montenegrin, Montserratian, Moroccan, Mozambican, Burmese, Namibian, Nauruan, Nepali, Dutch, New Caledonian, New Zealand, Nicaraguan, Nigerien, Nigerian, Niuean, Norfolk Island, Northern Irish, Northern Marianan, Norwegian, Omani, Pakistani, Palauan, Palestinian, Panamanian, Papuan, Paraguayan, Peruvian, Filipino, Pitcairn Island, Polish, Portuguese, Puerto Rican, Qatari, Réunionnais, Romanian, Russian, Rwandan, Saba, Barthélemois, Saint Helenian, Kittitian or Nevisian, Saint Lucian, Saint-Martinoise, Saint-Pierre and Miquelonnais, Saint Vincentian, Samoan, Sammarinese, São Toméan, Saudi, Senegalese, Serbian, Seychellois, Sierra Leonean, Singaporean, Saint Eustatius, Saint Maarten, Slovak, Slovenian, Solomon Island, Somali, Somalian, South African, South Georgia and South Sandwich Islands, South Ossetian, South Sudanese, Spanish, Sri Lankan, Sudanese, Surinamese, Svalbard, Swazi, Swedish, Swiss, Syrian, Taiwanese, Tajikistani, Tanzanian, Timorese, Togolese, Tokelauan, Tongan, Trinidad and Tobagonian, Tunisian, Turkish, Turkmen, Turks and Caicos Island, Tuvaluan, Ugandan, Ukrainian, Emirati, American, Uruguayan, Uzbek, Vanuatuan, Vatican, Venezuelan, Vietnamese, British Virgin Island, U.S. Virgin Island, Welsh, Wallis and Futuna, Sahrawi, Yemeni, Zambian and Zimbabwean walk into a posh restaurant.

The maitre d’ takes one look at them and shakes his head.

“Sorry chaps. You can’t come in without a Thai.”