Christmas Jokes
Classic Rocky and Bullwinkle pun
On a December trip to Frostbite Falls, Minneso...
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
For Christmas, my dad gave me a 50 dollar bill.
I said, "Thanks, but do you have change for thi...
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker at Christmas ...
Darth Vader: [Heavy breathing] Luke…
Luke: Yes ...
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
My girlfriend is like Christmas..
Only comes once a year.
Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?
They are writing to Satan.
My Doctor says I need to start exercising religiously.
So now I hit the gym on Christmas and Easter.
I am a bit disappointed by the slow cooker I got for Christmas
I was hoping for a fast maid
Christmas
One day Dan asks Bob, “So Bob what did you get ...
We ...
One beautiful December evening, Huan Cho and hi...
Saying the right thing, at the right time
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attend...
STILL PRINTING
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her las...
What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?
Gloves.
Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.
Yo momma's so fat...
I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it...
As we go into New Years, here's something a little more serious.
With Christmas behind us and New Years close up...
My Grandpa Dropped this Bombshell
At Christmas Dinner.
Me: What did you get for c...
My girlfriend broke my heart this Christmas
We'd been together for many years. We've had ou...
I got everything for Christmas...
Me talking to my friend's young daughter...
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Came out to my parents at Christmas. Later that day my nephew asked to play hide and go seek.
Now I'm back in the closet.