Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker at Christmas ...

Darth Vader: [Heavy breathing] Luke…
Luke: Yes father?
Darth Vader: [Heavy breathing] Luke…
Luke: Yes?
Darth Vader: [Heavy breathing] Luke…I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: Did you use the force?
Darth: Vader: [Heavy breathing] No…
Luke: Then how?
Darth Vader: [Heavy breathing] I felt your presents.

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