This year I've decided I'm going to exercise religiously...
That means I'm going to work out on Easter and ...
Christmas Jokes
Satan had a busy Christmas...
He got a lot of letters from dyslexia kids
Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader were having a lightsaber battle...
...and Luke is getting demolished. He knows th...
Toilet humor
So I visited the bathroom this morning and said...
My dad's addicted to christmas dinner
But he's been cold turkey every meal since.
Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?
Because there's no plate like chrome for the ho...
If Santa is black...
and he is called father Christmas, that explain...
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getti...
In the spirit of christmas
I'm going to make like an ornament and hang mys...
Trying to give up cold turkey
It's hard though when there is so much left ove...
Your mother and I are getting a divorce after 45 years of marriage.
An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New...
Wow, some people are so prepared!
Christmas is 364 days away, and some people alr...
Why are tamales a Christmas tradition?
So Mexicans have something to open on Christmas
Enthusiasm
365 days until Christmas and people already hav...
Here's a late Christmas joke
~cue calming music~
Forget the past, you canno...
Turkey thawing father and son banter
This isn't a joke so much as banter between my ...
Christmas comes earlier every year.
There's 364 days until Christmas and my neighbo...
Funny joke I heard during christmas
Two nuns are sitting in a tub and one says to t...
People are getting way too eager for holidays
there's 365 days till Christmas and people alre...
I found a bunch of money I didn't know I had while cleaning for company...
...it was like Christmas.
No democratic debate on Christmas Day
The democratic presidential hopefuls signed a s...
Poor Jared Fogle
The prison Jared Fogle is housed in announced t...
will you marry me?
no, marry Christmas!
Americans lost their racism just in time...
...for this beautiful colored christmas!
What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?
Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad