We'd been together for many years. We've had our fights but we also have so many really good memories together. I consider her as The One, my soulmate. I can't picture my life without her.. We spent Christmas at her parent's place this year. After we opened our presents, she looked at me and asked if we could speak together. I gave her that dress she's been talking about for months - which was wrapped around a couple of plane tickets to Barcelona. We'd always talked about going there. But now she wanted to talk with me. Alone. I was for sure thinking of spontanius thank-you-sex and smiled as I went in the other room along with her. And then she's looking at me and says: "We need to break up." Shocked, of course, I look at her unable to find any words. She takes my hand and says: "But don't worry, you won't lose me. We will always stay brother and sister."
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