I got everything for Christmas...

Me talking to my friend's young daughter...

Me: What did you get for Christmas?
Her: Everything!
Me: Everything? What do you mean?
Her: I got everything for Christmas!
Me: Did you get a pony?
Her: No... *throws a tantrum* MUMMY YOU DIDN'T GET ME A PONY FOR CHRISTMAS!

Whoops.

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