A man walks into a bar. [Insert set-up here Reddit]. "I'm not a bartender; I'm a chicken-tender."
There aren't enough "A man walks into a bar," j...
Chicken Jokes
A combo of two classics.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to y...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
The usual depressed Redditor lay on the train track
A Redditor is lying across the railway tracks ...
A man was driving along a rural road one day.....
when he saw a three legged chicken running down...
10 year old told me this one at the cap I work at: "Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?"
"Well he tried, but the new Google car doesn't ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because It wanted to come before the egg.
Horse Names banned by the British Horse Racing Authority
Chit Hot
Chocolate Starfish
Choke the Chicken...
Yer man's no chicken anyways...
Who's no chicken?
Donald duck.
What does a chicken call its backpack?
A BokBok...
Gave a homeless guy a dollar and got this joke...
What came first - the chicken, or the egg?
Nei...
Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?
He was choking the chicken.
What side of the chicken has the most feathers?
The Outside!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I was telling jokes on his side.
Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?
If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!
^I...
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Well, how do you think the egg was made?
(I'm ...
What's the fastest land animal on earth?
An Ethiopian chicken
Why did the frog cross the road....
Because he was taped to the chicken.
[meta] why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other bar!
My "classic" joke.
A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk...
Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
Trick question; the rooster.
The chicken and the road of doom
Why did the chicken cross the road? i don't kno...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The Road done him a bad turn.
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken use the time machine?