10 year old told me this one at the cap I work at: "Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?"

"Well he tried, but the new Google car doesn't have any feelings, and well... You know..."

Edit: camp I work at

I know its not the fubniest thing ever but i thought it was pretty creative for a kid his age. The other counselor thought otherwise tho. Didn't stop me from giving him permission to be the starter for silent speed ball though.

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