A Redditor is lying across the railway tracks with a bottle of whiskey and fried chicken within reach.
A passerby asks why he is doing so when a train might come across at any moment. Because I want to commit suicide, replied the Redditor.
The passerby then asks about the food and drink nearby. “Why not? You can't rely on trains running on time any more. You don't expect me to die of hunger and thirst, do you?”
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