So a chicken goes into a library...
So a chicken is walking around in the city, vis...
Chicken Jokes
A Chicken and an Egg are sitting in bed. The Egg looks depressed; the Chicken satisfied.
Not much of a joke, but it solves which came fi...
A farmer wants to a have new chicken coop built...
so he decides to hire a mathematician to figure...
what cross road
chicken
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gays guys house.
Part 2: knock ...
A chicken walks into a library...
... and goes up to the librarian at the front d...
Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg...?
...which ever one was more excited.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
If they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.
The chicken comes first
In a beauty contest among birds, the finalists ...
A boy that lives on a farm is awakened by his mother early in the morning on the weekend.
She tells him he won't get breakfast until he d...
Insult Joke
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: Why...
A chicken walks into a library
A librarian is working away at her desk when sh...
You don't know Jack...
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schit...
Chickens
A farmer is driving down a road on his tractor....
What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?
"Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of...
Why did the fat girl cross the road?
She wanted some chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see the poof.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
...
My friend just brought home five new chickens for her chicken coop, and asked for suggestions for naming them...
I suggested "breakfast, lunch, dinner, brunch a...
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Chickens making knock knock jokes.
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Are you...
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house
Knock knock?
Who'...