Why did the chicken cross the road?
Is there a punchline that could make this joke ...
Chicken Jokes
what's the fastest animal in the world ?
An Ethiopian Chicken
Why'd the chicken cross the road.?
[reasons unknown]
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Because Pop'eyes couldn't use the same building...
Why did the two chicken crossed the road?
Because The Hound wanted to eat both of them.
I tried some of those little, rabbit Peeps...
(they tasted just like chicken)
The old man and the boy
There once was an old man who sat on his porch ...
The chairman of Perdue Chicken goes to the Vatican to meet the pope.
Jim Perdue, CEO of Perdue Chicken, goes to the ...
What does a sick deception eat?
A bowl of Chicken noodle coupe
Caucasian fries
So to day I took my grand kids to Popeye's rest...
A blind man walks into a diner...
...and sits down in a booth. The waitress walks...
Why do black people like fried chicken?
Because its delicious.
Three piss-drunk Irishmen leave the pub...
Three piss-drunk Irishmen, (Grady, Colin and yo...
a chicken walks into a bar
A chicken walks into a bar and sits down. As th...
Cross breading.
What comes out when you mix a male snake, and a...
A wizard and a vampire walk in to a bar
The Wizard says, "Let me buy you a drink old fr...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Husband: Honey, do you know why the chicken cro...
Why does a chicken coop always have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chic...
The Chicken or The Egg
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed.
The ch...
What is the most affectionate type of chicken?
The tender ones (Badum Tss)
What do you call a chicken coop with four doors?
A chicken sedan
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
The original joke is childish.
Mole family and farmer Davis
There was a mole family on a farm, they had a m...
Cow Jokes
What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lea...