A farmer is driving down a road on his tractor. Suddenly, a chicken crosses the road. (why? I dunno.) The chicken is squished under one of the wheels and dies instantly. The farmer looks at the chicken and walks to the nearest farm. He asks the farmer who lives there: "Is that your chicken?" The farmer says: "No, I don't have any flat chickens."
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