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Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To watch the mason lay a brick.
What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?
How far do you think i can kick this bucket?
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Why did the chicken cross the street
to get to the other side
#rekt
Why did the chicken get an ouija board?
To contact those who had crossed over to the ot...
The chicken farm
A farmer goes into a farm supply store and orde...
What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?
Stay out of parms way.
knock knock
Knock knock?
Who's there?
King Tut
King Tut ...
Chicken
Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?
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Why did they let the chicken join the band?
Because he brought his own drumsticks
Russian foodie joke
A guy sitting in a restaurant in Moscow orders ...
Why was the rooster angry?
He just found his chicken strips.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
"Why?"
To get to the gay-cunt's house. Knock k...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The road crossed him first, man. The road cros...
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road
because it was disabled
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q:why did the chicken cross the road ?
Me : do...
I do not enjoy eating chicken...
... it leaves a fowl taste in my mouth.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four doors it would be a ch...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see its smelly friend
Knock knock
Whos there...
The ultimate chicken crossing the road joke
So why did the chicken cross the road?
Because ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because this joke was so bad, even Dane Cook wo...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Korea's missiles can't reach that far.