so he decides to hire a mathematician to figure out the most efficient way to design it. The mathematician spends hours walking around the farm, taking measurements, counting chickens, making notes, and finishes his work by standing in one spot looking up at the sky for a solid hour, just thinking.
He then finally walks over to the farmer and says, "Alright, I've finished."
The farmer says, "Great! Let's hear it!"
And the mathematician says, "Now, imagine 40 perfectly spherical chickens in a vacuum..."
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