Every year the family held a big family 4th of July picnic complete with hot dogs, burgers, fried chicken and all the side dishes.
Two elderly aunts, Nellie and Ellie, were retired school teachers. It was an unmentioned fact that both ladies suffered from incontinence and wore protective undergarments.
Nellie asked the kids if they knew what holiday we were celebrating. They all answered, "4th of July."
Ellie said, "That's the date but does anyone know the real name?"
Little Steven hollered, "I know! I know! ... It's In Depends Aunt's Day."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.