I walked in the house yesterday with a pan of freshly grilled chicken.
Me: Do you think this is okay?
Fiance: huh? what?....
Me: Something happened outside that was pretty crazy and it seemed pretty scared.
Fiance: What are you talking about? What happened and what was scared?
Me: I don't know if it was just afraid of just being outside, or if something happened, but it was chicken.
Fiance: **the look**
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