When your Dad is a math teacher you grow up with jokes like this...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
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Chicken Jokes
customer and waitress
Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have ...
A chicken walks in to a bar...
A chicken walks in to a bar and says,
"Give me ...
Did you hear about the Chinese military general who deserted his position during a time of war?
It was General Tso, and he will always be known...
Animals.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
A chicken and an egg walked into a bar...
Bartender was confused who came first.
Hold the chicken...
A man walks into a diner, and asks the waitress...
Why did the Turkey cross the road?
Because he was Trans-Chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cuz dis boy wants ya downvotes and dat jazz
Why did the car swerve off the road?
It hit the chicken. Bazing!
Did you hear about the Mexican word of the day? Chicken wings
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wings some...
What do you call a chicken with political ambition?
Republic-hen
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because YOLO
A chicken walks in to a bar...
A chicken walks in to a bar. The bartender says...
why did the chicken cross the road
it didn't.
What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?
I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!
What does Hillary Clinton have in common with a factory-grown chicken?
They're both getting beaten by the name of Sand...
What does an angry chicken say?
Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuckawwwf.
Chicken must be brilliant at mathematics..
Because after explaining every proof, my teache...
Fat cow
Teacher is teaching kids
Teacher: what does th...
What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was too chicken to do it.
Why do all chicken coupes have two doors?
Because if they had four doors they would be se...
chicken. knock knock
Why did the chicken cross the road? (To get to ...
What did the liberal say to the chicken?
Nothing. He's dead. He was shot and killed in a...