My chicken and egg problem
Chicken or egg which is tastier?
Chicken Jokes
Did you hear the one about the chicken and the egg?
They were trying to get each other off!
Just ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon
I'll be sure to let you know which one wins so ...
What is the world's fastest land animal?
The Ethiopian chicken
What did Adele's chicken say?
Hello from the other side...
Teacher- "what does a chicken give you?"
Teacher- "what does a chicken give you?"
Stude...
"Homework!"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken gi...
I went out last night to a costume party dressed as a chicken...
I went out last night to a costume party dresse...
How many doors are on a chicken coop?
Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken ...
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because of Bill Clinton
A Chicken and an Egg are laying in bed together.
The chicken takes an unsatisfied drag on her ci...
Why did the chicken run across the road?
Because walking is for suckers.
Questions and Answers between "Teacher and Student"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken gi...
On a plane the other day, this is what I said
I was on an international flight headed back to...
Hitler and his chauffeur are driving down a street...
...suddenly they hit a chicken! Hitler tells hi...
TIL The chicken crossing the road jokes real meaning
To get to the other side was also a comment on ...
A friend tried to trip me up in an Indian restaurant, failed, and fell face first in to someone's mild chicken dish.
I call it instant korma.
I don't care if you ...
Why did the trumpet player cross the road?
To tell the chicken he could do it better.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? (dirty)
The Rooster. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eyes?
Chicken ceaser salad.
How do Mexicans keep warm?
They use chicken for heaters
(I'm so sorry)
My gran fell asleep last night while she was eating piri piri chicken
She had a cheeky nan dose
An old joke about President Calvin Coolidge
The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being show...
Why did the chicken cross the road
Because all of the other chickens were over there