Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four they'd be called chick...
Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken attend the seance?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the raccoon I kicked.
Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?
He only sold left wings.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to t...
What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?
A chicken sedan.
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
My recipe spilled over a little because I put baking soda in my chicken broth
It wasn't a big soup rise
Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?
Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
Why did Mozart kill his chicken?
It kept saying "BACH BACH BACH"
Why did Mozart...
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
Why did the chicken have a séance?
To get to the other side
My Nephew's pet chicken died.
I couldn't help asking if the funeral will be f...
What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?
Roasting a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't...
Why did the chicken bury its egg underground?
He wanted to grow an eggplant
Joke from my dad.
Why do they call it a chicken coupe?
If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
because 7 8 9
hahahaha
I prepared the chicken earlier.
I said, "Listen, there's no easy way to say thi...
I prepared chicken today.
I said, “Listen, there’s no easy way to say th...
Why has Donald Trump never throttled a chicken?
His fingers are too short.
Which came first? Chicken or the Egg?
Neither. I CAME first!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The person jogging had a Mc chicken in hand.