Chickens are Illuminati
As of 2011 there is an estimated 19 billion chi...
Chicken Jokes
A chicken crosses the road...
..and meets 007 on the other side. "What's your...
What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?
Chicken Caesar Salad
Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?
because it did.
Why don't we drink chicken milk?
It tastes fowl.
What came first the egg or the Chicken?
the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?
What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?
Chicken Caesar Salad
Why did the vulture cross the road?
To eat the dead chicken on the other side.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The rooster did.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad
Why did the chicken cross the road...
Because he wanted to say hello from the other s...
Chicken pot pie
my three favorite things in life...
What do you call a hen looking at lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
Guess What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves tha...
I really like chicken
"So, you really like cocks?"
"No, but your mom...
I went out dressed as a chicken last night.
and I met a girl who was dressed as an egg. One...
What do you call a Chicken staring at lettuce?
Chicken Caesar Salad
A chicken was flying when it laid an egg. Why didn't the egg break?
Because it was wearing underwear.
Chicken
what do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce...
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Well i'm sorr...
A conversation between teacher and Kids
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?
Chicken sees-a salad
What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad
[THIS IS NOT THE GENERIC CHICKEN JAYWALKING JOKE] Why did Adele cross the road?
To say "Hello From The Other Side".
What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?
Chicken chow meng.