I was on an international flight headed back to the US the other day. During mid-flight, the flight attendant handed me a plate with some hot, steamy teriyaki chicken over rice. I was hungry and everything tasted so good, so I said, "this chicken is THE BOMB". Next thing I know, I was being detained by the TSA and spent hours in the interrogation room.
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