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Chicken Jokes
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken...
The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, ...
Why did the suicidal man cross the road?
Because he wanted to play chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The first side smelled bad.
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four it would be a chicken ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To follow her family footsteps.
Why did the frog cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from a bad fart joke!
I have found...
the chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Chicken and a frog found a book
The chicken says "book book book BOOK!''
The f...
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I'm worried about my love life. The last time a...
What's the difference between a chicken egg and a duck egg?
You have to quack a duck egg open.
How does a chicken do their hair?
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
Farm Life....
A little boy comes down to breakfast.
Since th...
What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?
A chicken Caesar salad.
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
The chicken. Did it 7 times in a row in fact.
Why did the chicken fall into the well?
He couldn't see that well.
What was the chicken eating pirate's favorite Elvis Presley song?
Yargh! "Love Me Tender," matey!
What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?
He chicken tendered his resignation.
My girl friend asked me to make her some fried chicken...
So I fried up some eggs.
A journalist goes to see a farmer who managed to breed four-legged chickens.
-How did you manage to do that? He asks.
-I o...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get the newspaper.
Do you get it?
Neither ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Why?)
To get to the idiots house.
Part 2:
Knoc...
I just ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon....
I want to see which one comes first.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Frank bought fried chicken for dinner t...