Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house.
Knock knock
Who's...
Chicken Jokes
I work at a restaurant and one of the chefs there is both dyslexic and epileptic.
Ended up sending out a chicken seizure salad.
I bought a parrot at an auction...
I bought a parrot at an auction, hoping that a ...
How'd the chicken cross the road?
It walked to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it can't fly.
How did the chicken cross the road?.
How did the chicken with one leg cross the road...
What do you call the molestation of a baby farmyard bird?
Chicken Statutory
What came first the chicken or the egg?
actually i came first... inside the chicken.
What do you call a possessed chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
When you're done with the breast and thighs, t...
I'm so mad Bernie lost that...
I threw my chicken tendies!
Why did the chicken cross the road, step in mud, and then cross the road again?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
A man walks into a bar...
and asks for chicken tendies.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Nevermind, I just boiled the egg.
Who makes the best fried chicken?
Crispin Glover.
Wax Job
I have a "friends with benefits" babe who had a...
What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?
You only get laid once.
Chicken Crossing Joke
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To s...
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side
What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?
"Hello from the other siiiiiiide!"
"You don't know Jack Schitt!"
Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schit...
I've just enjoyed a meal of Chicken Tarka Masala...
It's like Chicken Tikka, only otter.
Why did the homicidal chicken cross the road?
To get to the other cide.
Why did R. Kelly cross the road?
Because the chicken had young chicks behind it?...
This is a pretty bad joke...
It murdered the chicken when he crossed the road!