Comedy News 6/28/'16

I'm worried about my love life. The last time a woman asked me "You wanna neck?" We were eating chicken!

Today's Inspirational Thought; Some people want to change the world. You know, it was almost perfect to begin with.

On this day in 1952 the Corvette hit the market. Giving middle aged, insecure men with small penis's reason to rejoice!

Stephen Hawkins claims we're on the verge of developing killer robots. Great send one to North Korea, Syria & Honey Boo Boo's!

The state with the most prisons in Louisiana with over 1,400. They would've had more but they have only one NFL team!

2 yrs & 7 million dollars later the Benghazi report says our allies were asleep at the wheel, & Clinton's not to blame. Your tax dollars at work.

The Yankee game last night ended at 2:45 in the morning! The Yanks said they could've won had they had more time.

Does anyone know what sickened those 6 Arctic workers? I've been able to rule out sun stroke, & heat exhaustion but who knows

Scientists have found frogs have 7 different mating positions. They apparently learned these by reading the 'Kermit Sutra'.

A Chinese gambling site is taking bets on Taylor Swifts breakups. I can tell exactly when ...whenever she needs a new hit record!

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