A journalist goes to see a farmer who managed to breed four-legged chickens.

-How did you manage to do that? He asks.
-I once found a three-legged chick, kept it and get it to have eggs and I ended up with a lot of four legged chickens.
-But why?
-Well, I like chicken legs, my wife too and my two kids also. So I thought with a four-legged chicken, we’d only have to kill one every day to feed the family.
-And how do those four-legged chickens taste like?
-No idea, never been able to catch one.

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