Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it couldn't af*ford* to cross the river.
Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken knock knock?
Q - Why did the chicken cross the road?
A - To ...
A chicken walks into a bar
and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his girlfriend on the other side, but th...
My 8 year old son wrote this...
What do you call the ghost of a chicken that ha...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get the chinese newspaper!
The Lord's Prayer
When KFC sales hit a lean patch, Colonel Sander...
What's more terrified than a turkey caught in a chicken coop.
A chicken caught in the Turkey coup.
I've heard of a chicken coop...
But turkey coups must be the new thing
So I knew about chicken coops...
But I didn't know they had turkey coups now too
Why did the chicken cross the bridge?
To get away from the Turkey coop.
Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?
It staged a coup
I've heard of chicken coops..
.. but never a turkey coup.
Two blondes meet at a busy chicken market
A: If I can guess how many chickens you have in...
Which do you want me to bring in first?
Yesterday my parents are preparing dinner and m...
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To find an original joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the Pokemon GO trainer.
Seriously Funny 6/10/'16
I learned that I'm up for a writing award for f...
A teacher is teaching her class about animals.
She has a list of barnyard creatures on the boa...
Teacher :)
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
I'm not being racist but..
See you opened the post because I started this ...
The Schitt Family
Many people are at a loss for a response when s...
Why did the chicken cross the playground
To get to the other slide...
Ha