Do you know cat owners are 50% less likely to suffer from a heart attack
mainly because their hearts are already broken
Cat Jokes
Why are there so many cat photos online?
Because Asians love to take a photo of their fo...
Airplane
Three guys are in an airplane. The first takes ...
When I was five, my Dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie...
I miss snowballs, she was a good cat.
So, a travelling salesman walks up to a woman's house...
The woman is in a bad mood, but answers the doo...
My cat freaked out when I told him he was adopted.
Granted, I spelled it out on the floor with a l...
Jimmy And His Cat
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Broccoli
One day a grocery store clerk was packing some ...
How do you...
Q: How do you turn a dog into a cat?
A: freeze...
What's the difference between a frog and a cat?
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every n...
After being at sea for six months
After being at sea for six months the working m...
I need help remembering a joke
I can't remember the punch line. I don't rememb...
Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
How do you make a cat bark?
Soak it in lighter fluid, throw a match on it. ...
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scottish man all board a plane to America....
As they leave the airport from Heathrow and fly...
I was asked to watch my friend’s house while he was away
I’m probably giving up my age on this one, but ...
Eat That Pu****
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of ...
Playing with the ball
A young man went to study abroad. One day, his ...
A farm boy comes down to eat some breakfast
On the table, is bacon, eggs and a huge glass o...
The story about the priest and half of a lemon.. [very long]
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What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrple
A man calls home from work...
His young daughter answers the phone.
"Hi swe...