What is cat's favourite tea?
Kit-tea
Cat Jokes
A brunette, a redhead head, and a blonde are running from the cops...
The girls quickly turn a corner and see three e...
The English Cat and the French Cat
There were two cats. One was British and one wa...
Whats the difference between a Cat and a Compound Sentence?
One has claws at the end of its paws, one has a...
What does Mr Miyagi call his cat
Mr Meow'y
A man walks into a pet store...
A man walks into a pet store. He asks the man f...
What has two legs and bleeds profusely?
Half a cat.
Medical bills
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...
Wooden statues!
Last week I was walking at the boulevard when I...
a dead duck
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...
Cat Cousins (OC)
Did you hear about that bobcat who found his lo...
Ten Science Jokes for Nerds
* I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I c...
Why did the cat fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
A CAT-ASTROPHE!
How do you change a cat into a dog?
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and...
I have an Asian cat.
Her name is Mi Yao.
A little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him.
Teacher asks him “why did you bring your cat t...
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of paws and the other ...
How to know if a cat is male or female, from far ?
Put a cup of milk on the floor.
If he comes it...
I was considering feeding Mr. Whiskers spicy food...
....But then I remembered that curry-osity kill...
Dead Duck
A woman brought a very limp duck in to see a ve...
An old lady received 3 wishes...
An old lady sat on her front porch, rocking awa...
Six weeks ago, my brother was deployed by Afghanistan...
And today he called home.
He asked me how thin...
What's the difference between a dog and a cat?
If a cat were big enough it would eat you.
Heisenberg & Schrodinger
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are speeding along i...