What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
Cat Jokes
The time you really begin to envy your cat
Monday morning.
My Dad's cat had a hernia operation
The cat was laying there next to next to me and...
Roy Rodgers gets a beautiful pair of new leather boots.
One day Roy Rodgers, the famous cowboy, purchas...
My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat...
Just some lame jokes!!
How do people at NASA organize a party??
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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?
A handicat
What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?
All of them are adopted
So a cat walks into a bar...
And before he can order a drink the bartender s...
Spelling practice
It is spelling lesson. The teacher asks the kid...
Winston and a Cat
What is the difference between J. Winston and a...
What do you call a feline massage therapist?
A cat scratcher.
Two Frenchmen attempt to escape a POW camp...
The pair break out of their cells and manage to...
A man got a cat
A man got a cat and walked to his wife and said...
What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
Once upon a time . . .
. . . there was a house by the river. The owne...
How do you make a dog sound like a cat?
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; ...
How do you make a cat go "woof"?
Douse it in gasoline and toss it in a fire.
I think my cat might be a communist...
Mao...Mao...Mao...Mao...
A years worth of jokes
Every week a guy I work with sends out jokes, h...
A Man Went Into A Supermarket...
... got 3 cans of dog food, and walked up to th...
What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?
Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebu...