As they leave the airport from Heathrow and fly to america the Englishman has a bright idea. He turns around and says to the other two of his friends, "why don't we throw some money out of the plane for good luck". Brilliant idea they both turn around and say. So the Englishman goes first. He throws a 50 pence coin out of the airplane as they fly over England. When they fly over Scotland the Scottish man thinks, "well i want more luck than the Englishman". So he throws a 1 pound coin out of the window. As the plane flies over Ireland the Irishman thinks "Well i don't have any money all i have is this grenade from the surplus store" So he throws the grenade out of the window for good luck. Now when they all get home from the trip the Englishman comes home to see his mother crying. "Why are you crying?" He asks his mum. "A 50 pence coin fell out of the sky and killed the cat. The Scottish man comes home to see his father crying. "Dad why are you crying?". "A 1 pound coin fell out the sky and killed the dog". Yet when the Irishman gets home he sees his grandad laughing. "Grandad why are you laughing?" The Irishman asks. "Well ol boyo i farted and teh neighbors blew up".
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