I was asked to watch my friend’s house while he was away

I’m probably giving up my age on this one, but I first Buddy Hackett tell this one just a couple years ago . . .


So my friend went on a vacation for a week and asked me to take care of his place for him. Everything was going fine, for the most part.

On the third morning he gave me a call and asked: “So how is everything going?”

“The house is fine,” I said, “but your cat died.”

“Wha . . .” *click* He hung up on me.

Later that day my friend called back and said, “Sorry I hung up on you. I was just so distraught. It really ruined my day. I wish you had given me the news a little more slowly.”

“How’s that?” I asked.

“Well, maybe you could have told me that my cat had climbed on the roof and wouldn’t come down. The tomorrow you could have told me you were trying to get him down, but he wouldn’t budge. The next day you could have said he’s not eating, then the following that he had died. At least it wouldn’t be so shocking.”

“Ok, sorry. Next time I’ll know better.”

He said, “it’s ok, I know you didn’t mean it. So how’s my mom?”

“She’s climbed on the roof and I can’t get her down.”