Cat jokes
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Why does a tiger tell the trut...
Cat Jokes
He Tries To Give A Little Girl Some Advice. But Didn’t Expect This Reply.
One afternoon, firefighter Rick was working on...
Why I Brought The Cat To School?
The other night, I heard my dad telling my mom ...
Lost cat
A man and his daughter are walking around their...
We buried my sister's cat yesterday
-What did it die from ?
-I dunno. Probably suf...
How do you catch a unique cat?
Unique up on it.
Three loonies
There were three loonies in an asylum. Their do...
My favorite Newfie joke
I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
There w...
The Housewife and the Grocer 1988 (cat. no. 62)
A Housewife selected three small tomatoes and w...
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell the woman not to wash.
Vet Bill
A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. ...
"She's a Veterinarian."
Every Sunday morning a little old lady places $...
Two brothers in a village
So there were two brothers who lived in a littl...
Went to a meeting for cat addicts last night.
More nuns than I expected.
Innocent Jimmy And Teacher
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Why did the cat stop singing?
Because it was out of tuna.
A cat in a rainbow afro wig is driving a train
and things are not going well, he's blowing swi...
I was in an interview today...
And the interviewer asked me "What kind of anim...
A good bit of old-fashioned Jewish humour
A man sees his son intently staring at somethin...
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry
What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?
Half a cat
Second Language
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. F...
What's a cat's favorite color?
Purrple.
Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?
To scare off Cat burglars!
Poor kid...:(
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...