A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are running from the cops...
when the ladies duck into the proverbial farmho...
Cat Jokes
The only reason most men are homophobic
The only reason most men are homophobic is beca...
one of the funniest jokes
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
I got arrested for creating a youtube channel
Cat videos and DIY makeup channels are the most...
An Englisman, Scotsman and Irishman are being chased by police
The three of them run into an alley ahead of th...
Alternate Universe
In an alternate universe where the Fire Nation ...
Animals missing legs.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It Doesn'...
Why can't you ever trust a cat?
Because they are always lion
Two cats are swimming across a river, who made it across?
one's name is "one two three" and the others na...
A cat was sitting next to a train track when a train came by,
cutting of the cat's tail. The cat looked arou...
What has two legs and bleeds a lot?
Half a cat.
A cat walks into a bar.
and orders a glass of milk. As a cat owner the ...
A cat walks into the bar and asks for a glass of water.
The bartender responds: '' Are you going to dri...
MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very intelligent.
Mittens, if you're reading this, please come ho...
Store Policy
CUSTOMER: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKO...
Chuck Norris
Never get tired of Chuck Norris facts, I would ...
Curiosity got sent to mars as punishment.
As punishment for killing Schrödinger's cat.
Schrödinger's cat jokes never get old
well, they do, but, they don't
I bought my cat a box of wine...
The selfish rascal only wanted to play with the...
Do you like The Pussycat Dolls?
A woman is in a bar and sees a man she is attra...
Heisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm drive along.
A police man stops the car and asks: "You were ...
They say curiosity killed the cat,
but what I want to know is how the cat got to M...
The Outhouse Mouse (NSFW)
Ole and Lena lived up north and still didn't ha...
Why do animal rights activists hate NASA?
Because curiosity killed the cat.