And the interviewer asked me "What kind of animal are you?"
I said, "Well, I can't pick just one, I'm a mix. I'm as loyal as a dog. I'm as social as an orca. Smart like a dolphin. Majestic as a jaguar. I have the memory of a goldfish. The bloated ego of a cat. And the memory of a goldfish.
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