A man and his daughter are walking around their neighborhood taking down lost cat posters. A woman comes up to them and asks if they found the cat.
"Yes we found him"
"Oh I'm so happy for you"
At this point the daughter breaks into tears and runs away
"Isn't she happy you found your cat?"
"We found him under my car this morning"
Edit: sorry messed that up a little
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