One afternoon, firefighter Rick was working on the engine outside the Fire Station, when he noticed a little Susan nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The Susan was wearing a fire fighter’s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
So firefighter Rick walked over to take a closer look. “That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration to Susan.
“Thanks,” the little Susan replied.
Then firefighter Rick looked a little closer, The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” firefighter Rick said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go a lot faster.”
The little Susan replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
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