What's the difference between a cat and a comma
One has claws on it's paws. The other is a paus...
Cat Jokes
A woman takes her parrot to the vet.
The vet takes one look at the motionless bird a...
Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?
It wanted to be a first aid kit.
What is the internet's predominant religion?
Cat-holic-ism. Meow!
What do you call a cat on a big plate?
a platterpuss
I wish I hadn't spoken French to my cat.
Now he thinks he's the king of Iran.
I found a bag of kittens..
So I was on my way home the other night when I ...
I turned into a cat earlier
Don't ask meow
Did you hear about...
...the new WSPA building downtown? The offices ...
The cat is heat and keeps presenting herself to the dog
I'm just sitting here with my finger hovering a...
What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?
a cosh(x/a)
What animal is two animals at the same time?
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)
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Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?
He doesn't believe in dog.
What did the cat say to the prison guard?
Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!
Cat Race
So, England and France have a friendly contest ...
What did the cat say to the correctional officer?
Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!
Typical
Cat walks into bar and sits at the counter.
Bar...
So I hear Reddit likes cats. Anyone ever hear the joke about the cat on the roof?
Ehhh never mind. It's over your head.
The good Samaritans
So a couple are driving down the highway. They ...
When cats are sad...
Bartender: "What can I get you?"
Cat: "Shot of...
Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?
it had a javelin through it's head.
They say Curiosity killed the cat
Why there was a cat on Mars we'll never know.
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head escaped prison.
Three women managed to escape from prison. The...
My orange tabby tried to convince me he was a big cat today
I don't believe him since he's known for lion.
Why is your cat at school?
Jimmy walks in his classroom with his cat. Then...