What was the cat painting
A self pawtrait.
Cat Jokes
How do you get a dog to lick itself clean like a cat?
Cover it in peanut butter.
What children think
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
A Cat Walks Into a Bar
A cat walks into a bar and sits down.
Bartend...
If my cat smoked weed it would be
Meowi Wowee
Two cats cross a river... first cats name is un deux trois. The second cats name is one two three. Which cat made it across?
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
A young boy is digging a hole in his garden...
A neighbour walks past and says "what's the hol...
Hiding From Cops
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running ...
Intelligent Jimmy
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
mice and cat
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. F...
An English Cat and a French Cat.
Do you remember how to count to 10 in french? O...
Three cats were competing in a race
There was an American cat named "one two three"...
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog...because it croaks every night
I tried giving my cat a bath...
but I keep getting hair in my mouth
A cat walks into the bar and asks for a glass of water.
The bartender responds: '' Are you going to dri...
Where do cats go to meet other cats?
A [chat](https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=c...
Cat joke
What do you call a pile of cats?
A Meowntain
Family cat had severe blood loss...
The family cat had just suffered a horrific acc...
Pet Diaries:
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary:
* 8:00 am - Dog f...
I'm having problems with my cat,
He told me i was a prima-donna, which makes no ...
My neighbor adopted a cat today.
I nicknamed it *Roadkill*.
A boy is on a plane and asks his parents,
If a mummy cat and daddy cat make a kitten, a m...
Why is K-9 another term for a dog?
Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.
Three women break out of prison...
..a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They hea...
Why did the band Coldplay get really skinny?
they had intestinal:
para, para, parasites
**...