they had intestinal:
para, para, parasites
**What is the band Coldplay's favorite activity when they go to a beach resort?**
they like to:
para, para, paraglide
**What does the band Coldplay always do when they play a gig in Las Vegas?**
they throw a:
pair of, pair of, pair of dice
**Why did the band Coldplay get sent home from school?**
cause they had:
hair-a, hair-a, hair-a lice
**What did Coldplay's cat bring to their doorstep?**
it was a:
pair of, pair of, pair of mice
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