Do you remember how to count to 10 in french? Ok Good.
So there are two cats, an English cat and a French cat and they are trying to make it across a river. The english cat is named "one,two,three" and the french cat is named "Un, deux, trois". Which cat makes it across the river?
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The English cat because the un deux trois quatre cinq
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