[NSFW] Pancake Day Shenanigans
A poor single mother has three children, Pancak...
Cat Jokes
Ok so we get a deaf cat
hear me out.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Sorry, my cat walked on my keyboard and acciden...
Cat Heaven
One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes...
Who is the scientist's favorite zombie?
The schrodinger cat.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has its claws at the end of its paws; a c...
My wife is mad and I'm never going food shopping again.
She said, "get cat food, a jar of peanut butter...
Upon what does a jungle cat write a letter?
A cheetah paper.
A man had to go abroad for work for a few months and left his pet cat in his neighbor's care
A month into his trip, he suddenly gets an emai...
Three people are running from the cops.
Three people are running from the cops. The fir...
teacher asked Jimmy
The **teacher** asked **Jimmy**, "Why is your c...
What do you call it when a cat howls?
It Meyowls
So I post a link showing Russian agents trying to sell nuclear material to ISIS
Gets no up votes, dog and cat videos on front p...
I've been asked to take care of the neighbour's cat.
They aren't on holiday - they're just really lazy.
The teacher asked Jimmy
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
So there's an English cat and a French cat. The English cat is named 1,2,3 and the French cat is named Un Deux Trois. They both have to cross a river, which cat makes it across?
The 1, 2, 3 cat makes it across safely, because...
Q: Why is Katsu dum so easy to make?
A: Cat not fast.
3 guys stole some shoes
Late one night, these 3 guys walked pasted a sh...
NASA have found out about an intelligent feline creature living on Mars.
Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat.
Credi...
how do you get a cat to say like a chicken
freeze it and bang it against the table and it ...
Two cats are swimming across a river
One's name is "one two three", and the other's ...
What has two legs and can't stand up?
Half a cat
My dad put snowballs in the blender
I miss snowballs he was a great cat
Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?
Purrrgatory.