My cat is recovering from...
a massive stroke.
Cat Jokes
Three mice are sitting at a bar
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rou...
My cat and my paraplegic stepdad are so similar.
Neither like being tossed in the neighbor's pool.
I was told by the vet that i had to put my cat down...
So i went home to it and said "You're fat and l...
There are 2 cats. One is called "One Two Three" and the other is called "Un Deux Trois", which is the best at swimming?
"One Two Three" obviously.
Because "Un Deux Tr...
Why do fat women always have a cat?
In case they run out of food.
What do you call it when a cat gets angry?
A hissy fit.
ba dum tss.
The lady next door ran over my cat.
She said she'd replace it, so I asked her how g...
Oversmart
A famous art collector is walking through Green...
Dead Cat
A rich businessman goes on holiday .While he is...
HER GOLDFISH DIED
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hol...
Eating mommy's p*ssy
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You light on fire.
*woof*
Three rats in a bar.
Three rats are sitting in a bar. After a few dr...
I need to give my cat an abortion
But every time I throw her down the stairs she ...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Irishman are running from the sheriff...
They turn a corner and see three large empty sa...
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My cat won't stop meowing at me
I told him I don't speak cat-onese.
Science, Philosophy and Religion
What is Science? Looking for a black cat in a b...
I have a cat called Minton ...
Whenever he eats a shuttlecock I say "Bad, Mint...
Our guru told us this joke when my mom told him I got scared by a stray cat at night while taking out the garbage.
There was this one cowardly guy who was scared ...
"Cat dead."
While sunning himself in the Bahamas, a wealthy...
Cat places ad in the classifieds...
"Seeking Pets".
I saw a poor cat down the street
So I felt bad and gave it two dollars