There was an American cat named "one two three", a German cat named "ein zwei drei", and a French cat named "en deux trois". The cats all swim across the lake. The American cat finishes first, the German cat comes in second, but the French cat was no where to be found.
Why?
Because the **en deux trois quatre cinq**
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