A cat walks into a bar and sits down.
Bartender: "what can I get you?"
Cat: "a shot of rum"
Bartender pours the rum, and slides the shot over to the cat. The cat looks at the rum, then smacks it right off the bar top onto the floor. Bartender looks at the cat questioningly.
Cat says " I'll have another "
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