Three people are running from the cops. The first hides behind a fence, the second behind some garbage bags, and the third in a sack of potatoes.
The cops walk by the fence and hear "ruff ruff" so they think "oh, it must just be a dog" and walk by.
The cops walk past the garbage cans and hear "meow" so they think "oh, it must just be a cat" and walk by.
They walk past the sack of potatoes and hear
POOOOOOTAAAAATOOOOOOO
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